mexicontpaymybills:

Miguel Layun via Instagram
- Look at his eyes, homeboy was def crying -

and I did too.🇲🇽⚽️
VAMOS CON TODO🇲🇽⚽️

gerardeulofeus:

World Cup 2018: Germany vs Mexico
○ H. Lozano 35’

dicaprio-diaries:

aesthetic

prettymysticfalls:

I’m fortunate enough to have started acting when I was pretty young. I’m only 21. I have my whole life ahead of me, so many opportunities and so many roles that I could play. I want to try everything. Comedy, period pieces, action-thrillers, horror, etc. All of it. In both television and film.

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

azriona:

sarah-the-artiste:

leafquake23:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

yerawizardjulia:

Marauders Headcanons

JAMES:

• Excitable af
• Definitely that one asshole that denies existence during group projects
• Jawline could cut a bitch
• Threw a party for Sirius’ birthday and Dumbledore showed up
• FAbUloUs hair
• Starts debates with Remus and loses Every TIME
• QUEEN OF PUNS
• Has very extreme reactions to sugar
• Got called a “little shit” by McGonagall and did not shut up about it for weeks
• Has a very contagious laugh
• If he gives you a nickname, it sticks for the rest of your existence
• Thinks he’s a badass
• SAVAGE AS FUCK
• Is on first name terms with all the kitchen elves
• Is really cute and cuddly when he’s tired
• Angsty af
• Is the reason Filch hates his job
• Padfoot trash No.1
• Uses his invisibility cloak to hide in Peter’s bed and scare the shit out of him
• Says FITE ME and then runs before he gets knocked the fuck out

SIRIUS:

• Doesn’t give a fuck
• In a constant battle with prongs over who has the most iconic hair
• Doesn’t do homework and still gets an O
• Sassy af
• Could literally wear a binbag and pull it off
• Protective of his lil moonykins
• Has really bad ideas
• Wears more jewellery than sybyll trelawney
• Cannot keep a straight face EVER
• Would flirt with a goblin if given the opportunity
• Was given the opportunity
• Got kicked out of gringotts
• Says GET REKT alot
• Is never not sarcastic
• Makes everyone aware that he drinks black coffee then adds 5 sugars when no one’s looking
• Transforms into a dog so he can sniff out Remus’ chocolate
• Will fight you
• Once pushed Peter in the lake and almost died because he laughed so hard
• Gets jealous a lot
• Does not know the meaning of personal space
• Bisexual af

REMUS:

• An actual cinnamon roll
• Has a vast selection of knitted sweaters
• Sirius owns half of them because THAT IDIOT NEVER BRINGS A JUMPER
• The only person who is more sarcastic than padfoot
• Literally cannot be offended
• Has mastered the art of bewitching hot chocolate so it never gets cold
• The only one who actually does homework
• Plays with Sirius’ hair when he’s stressed
• Can be unexpectedly sassy
• Has hidden chocolate stashes all over the castle
• Secretly loves poetry
• Resting bitch face
• Always knows when his friends are sad
• Huggable af
• Is done with everyone’s shit
• The only one who can stop Sirius doing something really stupid
• Tells James to shut up a lot
• The only one who will laugh at Peter’s jokes
• Has a seat in the common room that everyone else knows not to sit in
• Appreciates his friends SO MUCH

PETER:

• Everyone else thinks he’s cute the marauders know he’s inherently evil
• Gets really weird around girls
• Can pull off a flower crown
• Gets roasted a lot
• Goes to the owlery just to play with the owls
• Can get Remus to make him hot chocolate
• Gives surprisingly good fashion advice
• Has to jog to keep up with the others and their long ass legs
• Will pour his heart and soul into a karaoke if intoxicated enough
• Regularly reads angsty fanfiction until 3 in the morning
• Has a weird relationship with cheese
• Disappoints teachers
• F R E C K L E S
• Feeds the giant squid marshmallows
• Says something really fucked up every once in a while
• Has a really annoying laugh

lord-kitschener:

gothvelma:

mpregcraig:

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

QUESTION 6: On your way home from work, you find a cash register pen that you had absent-mindedly shoved in your pocket. How many of your thieving fingers do you sever, keeping in mind that retaining some is important to preserve your productivity?

QUESTION 7: Please detail, in 300 words or less, a time where you gave it your all to help your company. Which organs did you miss the least?

QUESTION 8: Which sentence best describes you?

• I fully trust this company to know what is best for me and all employees and customers.
  
• I am a filthy fucking communist who should not be trusted with scissors.

QUESTION 9: Do you often feel your coworkers are plotting against you?

QUESTION 10: Are you often right about that?

QUESTION 11: Are you a team player or a serial killer?

QUESTION 12: Why do you feel you would be a good fit for this company? Please refrain from sobbing onto the page.

QUESTION 13: Write your employment history, from birth to the present. Explain any wasteful periods without employment. Infancy is an unacceptable excuse.

You have 8.3 seconds to answer this 100-question questionnaire

lord-kitschener:

gothvelma:

mpregcraig:

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

QUESTION 6: On your way home from work, you find a cash register pen that you had absent-mindedly shoved in your pocket. How many of your thieving fingers do you sever, keeping in mind that retaining some is important to preserve your productivity?

QUESTION 7: Please detail, in 300 words or less, a time where you gave it your all to help your company. Which organs did you miss the least?

QUESTION 8: Which sentence best describes you?

• I fully trust this company to know what is best for me and all employees and customers.
  
• I am a filthy fucking communist who should not be trusted with scissors.

QUESTION 9: Do you often feel your coworkers are plotting against you?

QUESTION 10: Are you often right about that?

QUESTION 11: Are you a team player or a serial killer?

QUESTION 12: Why do you feel you would be a good fit for this company? Please refrain from sobbing onto the page.

QUESTION 13: Write your employment history, from birth to the present. Explain any wasteful periods without employment. Infancy is an unacceptable excuse.

You have 8.3 seconds to answer this 100-question questionnaire

kesandor:

wasteyourlife:

kesandor:

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

Where do y'all live and only find bad men?

Planet Earth